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I'll need bribing with post-sobriety coffee for that.

I live to serve.

I'll happily bribe with all the coffee necessary. I'm never one to turn away from a good story.

The flagrant self-interest is definitely undercutting the sainthood.

Well you never said I had to actually play the part. I can try...

Will trying or not trying make you talk quieter?

Because whichever one will do that is the one I vote for.

Don't fuss when your own personal saint is bringing you post-hangover goodies. I'm not even going to propose drinking tonight.

I promise to be an exceptional supplicant once you're actually here.

Mhmm. I'll be there shortly.

I will begin composing psalms about you.