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tfln | gen texting | psl hijinks | etc

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[overbarreled]

Pinkie promise?

[bornstrong]

I swear it.

[overbarreled]

Let's go get trashed, then.

[bornstrong]

Yes, let's!

[overbarreled]

Be there as soon as I can beg off my desk shift.

[bornstrong]

Good!

[overbarreled]

Don't start without me.

[bornstrong]

I'm the patient type. I can wait.

[overbarreled]

Promise we'll start off with shots, then.

[bornstrong]

Well, of course. Wouldn't want the night to start slow, after all.

[overbarreled]

Work hard, play hard?

[bornstrong]

Something like that, I guess.

[overbarreled]

Should I bring a sober chaperone?

[bornstrong]

Oh, you're funny.

[overbarreled]

Looking out now so I can relax later.

And by "later," I mean "very soon." Leaving now.

[bornstrong]

Good. See you soon, then.

[overbarreled]

Wear flats.

[bornstrong]

Oh?

I will, don't worry.

[overbarreled]

Just to keep the possibilities open. Nothing kills a vibe like a broken ankle.

[bornstrong]

Well, yes. That's true.

What are the possibilities you're considering?

[overbarreled]

Come on down and we'll talk about it.

[bornstrong]

All right.

Be there in a few.

[overbarreled]

I will attempt not to languish while I wait.

[bornstrong]

Oh, please. You're fine.

[overbarreled]

Every second you're not here is another second we're not getting tipsy.